Tinder Pick up Lines that will get you laid (+Screenshots)

Tinder is undoubtedly among the best dating apps for so many good reasons. However, its popularity has increased the competition among people. To get the matches, you’ve to be unique, interesting and well prepared.

You’ve to be different, if not hot, to turn the tables around in your favor and the first step to do is use tinder pick up lines. Below, we’ve shared cheesy, funny, and clever tinder pick up lines to get you results. You can drop your best tinder pick up lines in the comment section!

Real-life Examples of some great tinder pick up lines

I’ll Shit on You


Meet The Nigerian Prince.


Kill Hitler or Me?

Perfect First Date

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5. What a Smart, Attractive, and Young Man

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When Your Junk Dies

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Do You like Dragons?

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She is One Damn Lucky Girl

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Are you a good Cuddler?

Suicide Hotline?

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  • If a guy asks you “have you got the time?” answer, ” if you got the power.”
  • Do you believe in love at first swipe? – We’re a match! The following step is to pick a wedding date, right?
  • Sorry it took me so long to reply, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast
  • If I was your boyfriend I’d never let you go, I can take you the places you haven’t ever been before.
  • It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Since I am totally checking you out!!
  • If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of information, what would it be?
  • I have 4 words for you “Holy I Day Inn”.
  • Do you have a job? I need a girl who can carry me while I play video games all day.
  • On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you lack.
  • Hello. I am a Nigerian Prince and I can make you rich beyond your wildest dreams! I just need your phone number, bank account, and social security number.
  • Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your house tonight?

You may fall from the atmosphere, you may fall from a tree, but the real way to fall… is in love with me

BONUS: Best Tinder Bios to keep your TINDER GAME STRONG!

Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines

  • If I were a watermelon, would you eject or swallow my seeds.
  • I have been meaning to ask, do you have any knowledge raising chickens?
  • Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
  • Hey, just finished 873 push-ups, pretty tired.
  • Want to trade pickup lines?? If you were words on a page, you’d be okay print.
  • Burger King isn’t the only thing that is king-sized.
  • I’m really into music so is it ok if I send you song lyrics to help break the ice?
  • Well, Tinder says we would make sexy kids, but I think maybe we should do dinner before we begin working on the future models of America.
  • Do you have a band-aid? I grasped my knee when I fell for you.
  • You’re like a dictionary; you add sense to my life.
  • Are you a camera as every time I look at you, I smirk.
  • You must be tired because you’ve been going through my mind all night.
  • You must work at KFC, cause those are fabulous breasts and legs.
  • Can I take your photo to show to my friends that angels do exist
  • Hello, I just wanted to give this rose how beautiful you are.
  • Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can notice myself in your pants.
  • Do you have a map? Coz I’m lost in your eyes.
  • Walk over, hold out your hand and speak “will you hold this while I take a walk?”

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  • You must be yogurt since I want to spoon you
  • Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the yummy stuff in the middle
  • Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one
  • Damn, are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise
  • Would it be ominous if I wanted to bang your brains out, or just that I didn’t call you after?
  • Sex is a feeling caused by attraction when a man puts his spot in a woman’s destination, did you understand the statement or would you like a demonstration?
  • Are you the lottery lady on TV, because I’m imagining you carrying up my balls
  • You are so narrow-minded! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night
  • I’m like a Rubiks Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get
  • Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll bang you all
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  • I know an excellent way to burn off the calories in that drink
  • Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes
  • Nice legs, when do they open?

Cheesy Tinder Pick up Lines

  • Did you just come out of the furnace? Because you’re hot
  • Are you from the ghetto? Cause I’m about to ghetto hold of dat ass
  • Do you have a shovel? Cause I’m diggin’ that ass!
  • Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? As I’m feeling a connection!
  • You are approximately as hot as my mother.
  • How much does it take to date you? Cause, you look expensive!
  • You seem precisely like my future ex-wife
  • I just wanna let you know how wonderful you are and was questioning if you could buy me a drink?
  • Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  • She: I’m in a relationship | You: Let’s talk about how we can get you out of that.
  • My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me show her incorrect?
  • Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
  • You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
  • Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!
  • Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little hungry when you looked at me.
  • I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!
  • you’d be so much more attractive if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!

What you Fella Think?

These are our best pick up lines for tinder. These tinder lines have potential to change your Tinder life. If you’ve have any additional tinder lines then share them in the comment, we will list them in our article.

Related Read:Best Tinder Openers (Don’t you dare to start the conversation without using these openers)

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4 thoughts on “Tinder Pick up Lines that will get you laid (+Screenshots)”

  1. yes i realy enjed it very much intresti in asence of man approched an its encer the selfset stime withim yourself to feel flow with your cornfident an ect .and if continouslly i can see life comes more much easer

  2. Really?
    Are you sure about this? I mean, I never learned the fine arts of flirting or pickups, but most of these are so old and lame that I can’t see them working on ANYbody. It would be like walking up to someone and saying “Hey! My sister has implants just like those!”

    The bio im using mentions wanting to “Slather a Hungarian midget in mayonnaise and make wild, passionate love on his back while he careens downhill like a cheap toboggan”. Good, bad, or indifferent?

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